[avacado]

"Lies, lies, all lies. The media will stoop to anything to rob me of my rising star status. Did you catch me at the Academy Awards? I looked fabulous, just fabulous. Now if you'll excuse me... I have an itch to attend to."

[stentorian conservative]

A-ha-ha-ha!

That is great!

[nascarnation]

"Throughout most of my life, I raised tobacco. I want you to know that with my own hands, all of my life, I put it in the plant beds and transferred it. I've hoed it. I've chopped it. I've shredded it, spiked it, put it in the barn and stripped it and sold it." -- Al Gore, 1988

[Stoat]

"Lies, lies, all lies. The media will stoop to anything to rob me of my rising star status. Did you catch me at the Academy Awards? I looked fabulous, just fabulous. Now if you'll excuse me... I have an itch to attend to."

Lawd, that's a funny pic!