The women are knitting sweaters for warm-water bottlenose dolphins. The Navy wants to put them on Homeland Security patrol here. One of the knitters Karin Beran says that's cruel, but says the dolphins will know what to do with the sweaters.
Can that possibly be true? Or is someone playing a tremendous joke on them? Or is it their anti-war joke?
Mrs VS
Closer reading - the Navy wants to put the dolphins on patrol. Not the Navy wants to put sweaters on dolphins. Phew.
Mrs VS
Carolyn