[ElkGroveDan]

But after the general arrived, he booked himself into the cheaper Hotel Ghilan.

He's probably in an even smaller room with three lights on the ceiling and a nice new electric bed.

[Grampa Dave]

A battery powered bed with no mattress, just bare metal springs connected to the battery. He is naked, and his hosts have water pistols to aim at critical body parts to make a temporary contact with the charged springs.