Is this from Scrappleface or the Onion? Al Gore for president? Of what? The Al Gore Fan Club? Every time I think of 9/11 I thank Heaven that we elected President Bush instead of this strange, troubled, fatally flawed individual.
If he was elected instead of Bush (or more realistically, if Gore was allowed to cheat his way into the WH by having those overseas ballots disqualified, having non-punched chads count for him, and overturning Floridas no vote for felons law like he all tried to do) we`d "still be looking for those responsible" for 9/11 (and other annual terror attacks), while he went on fundraiser after fundraiser after fundraiser and focused more on his fantasy of global warming so liberals could throw him awards and call him the "greatest President ever".
"YOUR UNCONTROLLABLE BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE DESTROYING THE ENVIORNMENT MISTER!"
"We hereby award Al Gore yet another Oscar for his latest documentary "Doody Kaka from infants will destroy all matter in the Universe"
