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Girl Scouts Want You To Die
American.com ^
| 2/26/07
| Katherine Mangu-Ward
Posted on 03/04/2007 7:15:02 AM PST by Valin
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posted on
03/04/2007 7:15:04 AM PST
by
Valin
To: Valin
Moderation in all things!
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posted on
03/04/2007 7:17:20 AM PST
by
Don Corleone
(Leave the gun..take the cannoli)
To: Valin
I hate GS cookies. Over priced little bitty boxes.
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posted on
03/04/2007 7:17:42 AM PST
by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: Valin
"My local liquor store is selling Girl Scout cookies, and last week I chose Thin Mints over gin..."
Next time buy the gin.
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posted on
03/04/2007 7:17:43 AM PST
by
gate2wire
To: Valin
But now Roth has done it for realand with little discernable humor. "Ive always cringed at young females identifying themselves with baked goods," she says. "And Im not convinced more cookies makes the world a better place." That's because you're a waste of God's good oxygen, MeMe. Please go away and stay there.
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posted on
03/04/2007 7:20:00 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Every "choice" has a direct object.)
To: Valin
Death by Samoas! I could think of worse ways to go.
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posted on
03/04/2007 7:20:03 AM PST
by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
To: Valin
Pride cometh before the fall, Ms. Roth.
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posted on
03/04/2007 7:20:07 AM PST
by
uptoolate
(If it sounds absurd, 51% chance it was sarcasm.)
To: Valin
What a boatload of crap.
If people dont want the cookies they dont have to buy them.
Personally I like the Mint ones.
Stay out of my eating habits you dorks. I buy what I want and eat what I want and anybody that doesnt like it can kiss my grits.
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posted on
03/04/2007 7:21:35 AM PST
by
sgtbono2002
(I will forgive Jane Fonda, when the Jews forgive Hitler.)
To: Valin; patton
oh man! our dog is the cookie monster here. she's sniffed
out just about every box our poor kids have bought and
scarfed them down. the kids keep buying replacement boxes
and finding new hiding spots, but the darned dog is just
too smart.
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posted on
03/04/2007 7:23:06 AM PST
by
leda
(The quiet girl on the stairs.)
To: Valin
I have trouble believing that the liquor store is selling Girl Scout cookies. The GSUSA authorities would never allow a booth sale to be held at a liquor store, even if the local statutes allowed minors to be in the area.
However, it's possible that the owner of the store is a GS parent with a garage full of cookies ...
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posted on
03/04/2007 7:23:41 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Every "choice" has a direct object.)
To: mtbopfuyn
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posted on
03/04/2007 7:25:52 AM PST
by
Valin
(History takes time. It is not an instant thing.)
To: Valin
I cannot believe those cute little girls are cold blooded killers.
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posted on
03/04/2007 7:26:13 AM PST
by
Piquaboy
(22 year veteran of the Army, Air Force and Navy, Pray for all our military .)
To: Valin
Maybe they could sell 'carbon offsets' and the Left will be happy.
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posted on
03/04/2007 7:26:16 AM PST
by
atomicpossum
(Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
To: Don Corleone
That was my plan -- but the Thin Mints I bought yesterday at 10:30 a.m. were gone by 2:00 this morning.
To: Valin
Yeah. The concept of Girl Scout Granola Bars or Girl Scout Rice cakes just doesn't have any real appeal to me.
I'll suffer the health consequences for the cookies. After all, I have another year to address the health risks before temptation comes around again.
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posted on
03/04/2007 7:29:59 AM PST
by
DustyMoment
(FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
To: Valin
The very reason you and I were given the ability to make a choice. If you are too dumb to not eat a few and eat many then it is you fault not the Girl Scouts or anyone else.
If you were in a liquor store I assume that you drink. That is also your choice as your liver goes to blank. So enjoy.
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posted on
03/04/2007 7:34:22 AM PST
by
YOUGOTIT
(56 Supporters of al Qaeda are seated in the US Senate)
To: mtbopfuyn
"Over priced..."
Not only are they exorbitantly priced, the numbers don't add up. The Girls Scouts can not be making $700 million a year on those sales. The shame of this scam is that a mega-bakery is scamming Girl Scouts into selling that stuff for pennies on the dollar.
Forget the obesity angle and look at the balance sheet of the producer of those cookies.
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posted on
03/04/2007 7:34:53 AM PST
by
burroak
To: Valin
I'm sure the Girl Scouts would make a lot of money selling organic rice cakes, tofu cookies and macrobiotic wheat crackers.
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posted on
03/04/2007 7:34:56 AM PST
by
The Great RJ
("Mir we bleiwen wat mir sin" or "We want to remain what we are." ..Luxembourg motto)
To: Valin
...from my cold, dead, chubby fingers.
:) What a maroon.
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posted on
03/04/2007 7:36:03 AM PST
by
WV Mountain Mama
(Algore put the mental in environmental.)
To: The Great RJ
"...make more money..."
I give the local troop the amount of the cookies and decline to order. That way ALL the money goes to the GSA.
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posted on
03/04/2007 7:38:12 AM PST
by
burroak
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