[John Edwards isn't gay. The joke bombed.]
John "Breck Girl" Edwards is so very gay. Prissy, lisping, swishing men usually are. But when you combine that with the fact that he married a big woman, much less attractive than he is, it's a slam-dunk.
He's gay.
I can't believe you don't see it.
John Edwards did not marry a big woman.
When they were married she was gorgeous. And thin.