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Get Britney a Gun and Teach Her to Hunt
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| March 3, 2007
| Doug Giles
Posted on 03/03/2007 2:21:57 PM PST by gpapa
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posted on
03/03/2007 2:22:00 PM PST
by
gpapa
To: gpapa
I volunteer to be her personal trainer. Nothing cures depression like getting buff.
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posted on
03/03/2007 2:25:16 PM PST
by
Perdogg
(Cheney-Bolton 2008)
To: gpapa
I agree. It's a healthier lifestyle than sitting around snorting coke with Paris Hilton and the bunch of bottom-feeders that have managed to get close to them.
To: gpapa
Coincidentally, I bet Louisiana is still a pretty good place to hunt.
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posted on
03/03/2007 2:26:59 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(...gotta get away?)
To: RichInOC
Coincidentally, I bet Louisiana is still a pretty good place to hunt. and fish....
I think what she needs is a day wetting the hook on Lake Guntersville. That has kept me from shaving my head a few times.
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posted on
03/03/2007 2:30:18 PM PST
by
Condor 63
To: gpapa
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posted on
03/03/2007 2:32:21 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: RichInOC
The problem is if you give these white trash crazy chicks guns,the first thing they go hunting for is the ex and his new girlfriend.
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posted on
03/03/2007 2:32:31 PM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(Every time a toilet flushes,another liberal gets his brains.)
To: gpapa
She could rehab at Ted Nugent's ranch!
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posted on
03/03/2007 2:33:33 PM PST
by
airborne
(Elect an Airborne Ranger,Vietnam Veteran for President ! Duncan Hunter 2008!!)
To: gpapa
I think if you gave her a gun she would probably shoot herself.
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posted on
03/03/2007 2:33:51 PM PST
by
bilhosty
(to hell with ABCNNBCBS)
To: Farmer Dean
Okay, is there anybody who wouldn't pay good money to watch Brit chase K-Fed with a 12-gauge?
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posted on
03/03/2007 2:35:37 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich!)
To: gpapa
She needs to spend a week with Ted Nugent!
He'd straighten her out pronto!
11
posted on
03/03/2007 2:39:47 PM PST
by
SomeoneNeedsToSayIt
(Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.)
To: airborne
12
posted on
03/03/2007 2:41:32 PM PST
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: RichInOC
I'd buy a copy,could be a pretty short video though...
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posted on
03/03/2007 2:43:09 PM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(Every time a toilet flushes,another liberal gets his brains.)
To: bilhosty
Would you believe that is one of the most popular responses against personal gun ownership? I've heard it too many times.
"Why do you think people shouldn't own guns?" The reply: "Well, I know I would get so crazy mad that I would shoot somebody and regret it."
Apparently, these folks need Mother State to protect them from themselves.
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posted on
03/03/2007 2:46:54 PM PST
by
opticks
To: opticks
Leftists want everybody to be under complete government control, because they think everybody is like them : complete psychos who need a policeman on the corner to stop them from killing and eating their neighbors
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posted on
03/03/2007 2:51:06 PM PST
by
SauronOfMordor
(Never try to teach a pig to sing -- it wastes your time and it annoys the pig)
To: gpapa
How about a reality show, starring Brittney Spears and Ted Nugent, with a theme for Hollywood rehab. The PC wackos would go ballistic and Brittney would be the champion she wants to be.
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posted on
03/03/2007 2:54:03 PM PST
by
TOneocon
To: gpapa
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posted on
03/03/2007 3:32:50 PM PST
by
Fatuncle
(Of course I'm ignorant. I'm here to learn.)
To: bilhosty
So? what the lord ordains, he ordains well...
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posted on
03/03/2007 4:25:00 PM PST
by
GSlob
To: GSlob
I didn't want to sound to callous in saying what I really thought about the idea of her shooting herself.
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posted on
03/03/2007 4:28:36 PM PST
by
bilhosty
(to hell with ABCNNBCBS)
To: gpapa
Britney is a product of the Eisner-era Mickey Mouse Club, not the Disney-era one.
Those of you who used to watch the original, fifty years ago, can you imagine Annette ever acting like this? Good grief, they used to cinch her boobs in so she wouldn't look too sexy.
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posted on
03/03/2007 5:46:42 PM PST
by
beelzepug
(...making a sound like Lurch)
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