No doubt crude crass and vulgar has it's appeal.
It was neither.
Crude would have been: "Edwards is a fag".
Brilliant is: "I was going to have a few comments on the other presidential candidate, John Edwards. But it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word ‘faggot.’ So I’m kind of at an impasse. I can’t really talk about Edwards. So I think I will just conclude here and take your questions. Thank you."
Just turn on the television...