As long as you're buying, I'll have a Chimay Red.
Seriously, no hard feelings Jim. I enjoy the hell out of this stuff.
On a campus long long ago:
youngjim: It's not gonna be an orgy! It's a Freeper thread.
youngjims girl: Honestly, jim, you're 21 years old. In six months you're going to graduate, and tonight you're going to wrap yourself in a bed sheet and pour grain alcohol all over your head. It's cute, but I think I'll pass this time.
yj: Want me to go alone?
yjg: Baby, I don't want you to go at all.
yj: It's a *freeper* thread, I'm in the freepternity. How can I miss it?
yjg: I'll write you a note. I'll say you're too well to attend.