OMG...I can't believe that I'm posting this
Here is my contribution...all you need is the right web page "www.carbonbabies.com" (not yet taken).
True carbon credits are those that make a difference. You need to track the sellers and buyers.
My proposal is to track aborted babies. These unfortunates will never be able to exercise their basic rights to carbon usage, thus the sale of their credits are the most valuable. Each aborted child represents a lifetime of carbon credits...available for purchase.
For those that love abortions, this is the ultimate...less babies and more carbon credits. Everyone can get into the act...parents, abortionists, Planned Parenthood, ACLU. They can all split the credits...keep some, sell some. This is true perpetual motion! The more babies aborted, the more carbon credits produced.
While we are at it, lets get PETA on board...cows produce lots of greenhouse gases. However, the production (and consumption) of veal cuts those emissions to a fraction. "Veal...the carbon credit white meat".
May G*d have mercy on my soul for posting this.
I'll stick to the tree saplings!
Looks like a sound business plan to me. I like the part about the veal the best. mmmmmmmm