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To: mylife
What upsets me most about this was that I just realized what a beautiful operation carbon credits is just 2 days before this story broke. All you have to do is set up a website form an LLC, buy some useless bottomland to plant saplings on and watch the liberals money roll in!. Heck, I imagine you could landscape your own residence with this scam legally if you wanted to. Now everyone is getting hip to it being a scam

OMG...I can't believe that I'm posting this

Here is my contribution...all you need is the right web page "www.carbonbabies.com" (not yet taken).

True carbon credits are those that make a difference. You need to track the sellers and buyers.

My proposal is to track aborted babies. These unfortunates will never be able to exercise their basic rights to carbon usage, thus the sale of their credits are the most valuable. Each aborted child represents a lifetime of carbon credits...available for purchase.

For those that love abortions, this is the ultimate...less babies and more carbon credits. Everyone can get into the act...parents, abortionists, Planned Parenthood, ACLU. They can all split the credits...keep some, sell some. This is true perpetual motion! The more babies aborted, the more carbon credits produced.

While we are at it, lets get PETA on board...cows produce lots of greenhouse gases. However, the production (and consumption) of veal cuts those emissions to a fraction. "Veal...the carbon credit white meat".

May G*d have mercy on my soul for posting this.

167 posted on 03/03/2007 11:26:40 AM PST by Free Styler
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To: Free Styler

I'll stick to the tree saplings!


170 posted on 03/03/2007 11:29:23 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Free Styler

Looks like a sound business plan to me. I like the part about the veal the best. mmmmmmmm


175 posted on 03/03/2007 4:10:21 PM PST by mickey finn
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