[HangnJudge]

Who says no good comes from nuclear weapons research?

I bet it works great on those pesky fingerprints

[NonValueAdded]

Wasn't that one of the legit uses of Polonium? IIRC, it charged the dust particles so they would be attracted to the cloth. Did the inventor mention anything about wearing a DEVO outfit while cleaning?

[doc1019]

So, after billions spent on nuclear research all we get is a better dust rag?