Well that's great but I fornicated with 179 floozies from 6 different Sororitys, the soccer team, softball (big butted girls), while directly contributing to the expulsion of at least two dozen fellow class mates (due to poor grades, too much partying). All that and more, and I finished with a good gpa in four years - I'm proud of my accomplishment let me tell ya.
They all played for the 'pink team' (well known fact).
I lived on a dorm floor my freshman year that had an average GPA of 0.3! I carried a 3.2 that year so there had to be a bunch of 0.0s.
Graduated with two engineering degrees in nine semesters.
They also had a breathalyser at a bar. We used to go for highest blow of the night. Lost it's appeal after we were old enough to drink legally.
That's impressive. Been tested lately?
You got any phone numbers?
Until I got almost to the end of your accomplishments, I was thinking "this guy had as good a freshman year as I did...".