Seriously, I'm looking forward to the end times. At the rate our country (and the world for that matter) is headed towards disaster, I hope it's sooner rather than later.
Hold your horses there, Tarky. I'm certainly in no hurry for the final trumpet to sound, I'm not quite there yet bro, and from the sounds of it, I daresay neither are you. :)
Five more years, according to all the 2012 prophecies. Saw an interesting update on this last night. The Aztecs, Hopis, and at least 4 other major historical writers all predicted the same year for the big one. Prolly an earth tilt or pole shift. Supposedly the earth and sun will be in alignment with the exact middle of the galaxy.
If that's true, there should be pre-cursors heralding the event. Tsunamis, quakes, etc. I'd also guess there will be phenomenal increase in the number of disoriented liberals going wild in the streets, highways and biways, not being able to find their way home.
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