[Kenton]

The couple had moved to New Orleans from Dalhousie in 2001 because the doctor, according to the Globe, "wanted to work in a Third World environment."

Darwin Award... no tears for this one.

[Lurking in Kansas]

...wanted to work in a Third World environment.

Well, at least they got that right. New Orleans is definitively 3rd world now. But when you go into the 3rd world one needs to go well armed. Dopes.