Dirty Dancers Now Footloose - Texas D.A. declines charges against gyrating Chippendales Eight

The Smoking Gun ^ | February 26, 2007 | The Smoking Gun

[RDTF]

ping :)

[gondramB]

>>The dancers, wearing tight leather pants and boxer shorts, were popped after they began gyrating and thrusting pelvises in a manner meant to cause "sexual gratification," <<

Popped?! - is that some kind of Texas jargon?

[tomkat]

Having rid their city of mexican invaders, gangbangers, political corruption, and all other assorted violent crime, Lubbock LEOs find other avenues for their energies...

Even the absurd shite loses its humor when it becomes the norm.

[annelizly]

ARE YOU SHITIN ME??!!!

With all the strip clubs thrown all throughout this country and naked women on billboards all along the highways they gotta go after the one thing the women get? half dressed men?

[Reagan is King]

Man, those guys have some serious issues with hairstyles. It looks like they dried their hair with vacuum cleaners. Also, that "managerial" crew at the end of the photo's looks like a bunch of real winners.

Now, I want the 60 seconds of my life back that I wasted following that link, lol.

[spikeytx86]

Yeah, as a resident I was pleased to know that instead of cracking down on the recent big time spike in murders here, that the city is now safe from male strippers. /s

[RDTF]

I know, this is so ridiculous

[spikeytx86]

Don't worry us boys have no fun here either, they shut down all but one strip club here and are going out of their way to close that one down. It's also a dry town.

[coydog]

We had a flap in Fredericton some years back, over male dancers. They went down to bikini briefs, but didn't go any further. Nevertheless, some butthead of a city councillor decided to make an issue of it. Anything to get his mug in the papers...

[fivecatsandadog]

Yikes! Those are the Chippendales? Ick. They look more like a bunch of pre-verts from the state's sex offender list.

[CaptainK]

I have to admire a man who has a good attitude and a smile for the mug shot.

[fivecatsandadog]

Does it look like he plucks his eyebrows? Betcha he doubles as a female impersonator on his "off" nights.

[Right Wing Assault]

wearing tight leather pants and boxer shorts

Oh, I bet THAT looked cool.

Man, those guys have weird eyes. Look like they're on something. They look a bit light in the loafers, too.

[sgtbono2002]

Britney Spears show her ----Uhhh private parts and get her picture taken and loads of publicity and in Texas these guy get busted for gyrating in Boxer Shorts..???????/

Ohhh!!!! the humanity.

[girlangler]

LOL. Light in the Loafers.

That's what they look like to me, "pretty boys."

Yuck. Can't understand why a woman would even look at one.

[Bob Mc]

"The dancers, wearing tight leather pants and boxer shorts, were popped after they began gyrating and thrusting pelvises in a manner meant to cause "sexual gratification,"

We can't have men dancers gyrating and thrusting pelvises in some smoky bar room full of consenting adults!

We need to keep that stuff where it belongs, with the high school cheerleaders.

[CaptainK]

It looks like a wax job.

[Shimmer128]

These guys are scary ugly. The police probably busted, excuse me, POPPED them for being so ugly. ugh.

[skeptoid]

......her ----Uhhh private parts....

That particular part is sometimes and in some places called a "hatchet wound".

Yours for proper nomanclature....