Posted on 02/26/2007 6:58:21 PM PST by RDTF
FEBRUARY 26--Free the Chippendales Eight! A Texas prosecutor has decided not to press charges against a cadre of male adult dancers who were busted earlier this month at a Lubbock sports bar for dancing suggestively in front of 1100 female fans. The dancers, wearing tight leather pants and boxer shorts, were popped after they began gyrating and thrusting pelvises in a manner meant to cause "sexual gratification," according to police, whose Special Operations Unit shut down the performance at Jake's Sports Café. But while cops booked the dancers on a misdemeanor charge of violating the state's adult cabaret law, the Lubbock County District Attorney's office declined to prosecute the eight perfomers. Three other men--a Chippendales manager, a show promoter, and the bar manager--were also arrested after the abbreviated February 16 performance. They, too, will not be prosecuted. On the following pages you'll find Lubbock Police Department mug shots of the unjustly accused beefcake and the management trio. The dancers are reportedly considering whether to sue Lubbock authorities over the dirty dancing arrests.
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ping :)
Even the absurd shite loses its humor when it becomes the norm.
ARE YOU SHITIN ME??!!!
With all the strip clubs thrown all throughout this country and naked women on billboards all along the highways they gotta go after the one thing the women get? half dressed men?
Now, I want the 60 seconds of my life back that I wasted following that link, lol.
Yeah, as a resident I was pleased to know that instead of cracking down on the recent big time spike in murders here, that the city is now safe from male strippers. /s
I know, this is so ridiculous
Don't worry us boys have no fun here either, they shut down all but one strip club here and are going out of their way to close that one down. It's also a dry town.
We had a flap in Fredericton some years back, over male dancers. They went down to bikini briefs, but didn't go any further. Nevertheless, some butthead of a city councillor decided to make an issue of it. Anything to get his mug in the papers...
Yikes! Those are the Chippendales? Ick. They look more like a bunch of pre-verts from the state's sex offender list.
Does it look like he plucks his eyebrows? Betcha he doubles as a female impersonator on his "off" nights.
Oh, I bet THAT looked cool.
Man, those guys have weird eyes. Look like they're on something. They look a bit light in the loafers, too.
Britney Spears show her ----Uhhh private parts and get her picture taken and loads of publicity and in Texas these guy get busted for gyrating in Boxer Shorts..???????/
Ohhh!!!! the humanity.
LOL. Light in the Loafers.
That's what they look like to me, "pretty boys."
Yuck. Can't understand why a woman would even look at one.
We can't have men dancers gyrating and thrusting pelvises in some smoky bar room full of consenting adults!
We need to keep that stuff where it belongs, with the high school cheerleaders.
It looks like a wax job.
These guys are scary ugly. The police probably busted, excuse me, POPPED them for being so ugly. ugh.
That particular part is sometimes and in some places called a "hatchet wound".
Yours for proper nomanclature....
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