Angelina Jolie to Join Council on Foreign Relations

Fox News ^ | February 26, 2007

[PJ-Comix]

NEW YORK — The prestigious Council on Foreign Relations is about to get a jolt of sex appeal.

The exclusive, Manhattan-based foreign-policy group has decided to admit actress Angelina Jolie, a U.N. goodwill ambassador who has taken more than 30 trips worldwide to advocate for refugees, AIDS orphans and disaster victims.

[PJ-Comix]

Excuse me but isn't Angelina Jolie a vampire? I'm not kidding. When she was with Billy Bob Thornton, they wore vials of each others blood around their necks. Also they did all sort of weird cuts on each others bodies. To me that is vampirism. And now a Space Cadet vampire will sit on the Council of Foreign Relations?

[Clintonfatigued]

ROFLMAO!!! This is TOO FUNNY!!!

Actually, given the agenda of the CFR, a vampire would be in good company.

[Paleo Conservative]

I always knew the CFR was a bunch of blood suckers.

[sure_fine]

so, she would be an 'acting' member?

[MNlurker]

I'm pretty sure "prestigious" goes out the window when you start inviting celebrities in that use their spot with the UN as a personal baby adoption visit junket...

This is of course besides the fact that the Council is anything but prestigious except within their own little club.

[SolidWood]

Just shows the importance and quality of the Council on Foreign Relations. When they recently trumpeted the Iraq war is hopeless and we need to get out they were heralded as the "influential and authorative" Council on Foreign Relations...

Now Hollywood starlets join their ranks. Pathetic.

[x]

So on top of everything else they've done, the CFR broke up Jennifer Anniston's marriage?

[DejaJude]

When they recently trumpeted the Iraq war is hopeless and we need to get out they were heralded as the "influential and authorative" Council on Foreign Relations...

Will they now call them the "sexy" Council on Foreign Relations?

[marron]

Once she's a member, I'll take back everything I ever said about them, and apply for membership myself.

[KarlInOhio]

That's an interesting idea Mr. Kissinger, but let's hear Ms. Jolie's opinion on it before it becomes part of the Master Plan.

[USNBandit]

maybe somebody should ping Jerome Corsi.....\snickering

[PJ-Comix]

All I know is that Brad Pitt better be wearing a cast iron athletic supporter when he sleeps. That's because Angelina Jolie is the Hollywood Celeb most likely to perform a Bobbitt operation if she even suspects that he is about to dump her. OUCH! That's one "body sculpting" procedure that Brad better avoid like the plague.

[dead]

Next, Cameron Diaz will become a Buildeveggieburger.

[Norman Bates]

Similar thread: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1790899/posts

[Norman Bates]

I got a similar impression when actors Ron Silver and Michael Douglas were inducted in 2004 or 2005. Silver's a patriotic guy and Douglas may be too, but it hardly brings an air of credibility to the CFR. Jolie more than reinforces that thought.

[thulldud]

It's getting hard to be a really serious conspiracy buff these days. I don't want to imagine what Robert Welch would say about this.

[AreaMan]

Will they now call them the "sexy" Council on Foreign Relations?

How soon when will it be before Playboy has the "Women of the CFR" issue?

[Proud_USA_Republican]

This is a woman who tongue kisses her own brother in front of cameras, hosts S&M parties, has lesbian lovers, and has children out of wedlock.

Then expects to be taken seriously as world ambassador all things miserable because she adopts two 3rd world children.

[PJ-Comix]

You wear vials of blood around your neck, you're a VAMPIRE!

You tear chunks of flesh out of yourself you are a cannibalistic VAMPIRE!

In times past, Angelina Jolie would have been confined to an institution for the hopelessly insane. Nowadays, she is given a seat on the Council of Foreign Relations.

[Right Cal Gal]

Can't wait to read her first essay in Foreign Affairs.....