[Gorzaloon]

"You can neutralize the rest of your pollution—through offsets. When you buy offsets, you essentially pay someone to reduce or remove global warming pollution in your name. "

< AOL > SEND THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!! < /AOL >

Here is how it works. This was on Oprah, and the USPS says it is LEGAL!

When you buy six offsets, you sell each of them to six friends. Each of them buys six more and sends you back one!

You sell these to six more friends, who do the same thing!

At the end of six months, you will own 2/3 of ALL the Carbon Offsets on the Planet!!!

Now you can sell huge blocks of them to ENRON, SHELL, MOBILE, GENERAL MOTORS, etc. and then be able to buy up the remaining third of all offsets, thereby RULING THE WORLD.

Warmest Personal Regards, Energy Minister Reverend Dr. Field Marshal Mguu Mkimbe.

[Winged Hussar]

I HAVE to borrow this; it is funny (AND ACCURATE).

[kcar]

To Whomever receives this:

I have half a gazillion carbon offsets. Unfortunately I can not transfer them out of Nigeria...