Gad! I'm just shy of 60 and I look ever bit of 62...
And if I'd drank as much as Peter O'Toole did...
And old Sam knows I tried!
... if I'd drank as much as Peter O'Toole did, I'd look 108...
If I were still alive
I wish to thank Cutty Sark...
and Players Cigarettes for keeping me alive long enough to be stiffed eight times by the Academy!I shall make it a point to fulfill the rest of my life in hunting down and beating senseless each and every Academy member that did not vote for me...
Have you people forgotten? I... Am... British!
However...
I did hold...
an Oscar once! It peed on me...