You've got to be kidding....
What about, "I did not have sex with that woman" did you not understand???
That Clinton reference reminded me of that old joke about how Clinton goes to Heaven,sees the Virgin Mary and then gets kicked out by God and falls into the Devil's lair.
The Devil says,"Welcome,Bill.I heard you actually got to meet the Virgin Mary.Is that true?"
Clinton replies,"She's not a virgin anymore"
Sorry,that was BAD!