"They think I'm crazy, but I know better. It is not I who am crazy, it is I who am MAD!
Can't you hear them? Can't you see the crowds? Oh, my beloved ice cream bar. How I love to lick your creamy center! And your oh-so-nutty chocolate covering! You're not like the others, you like the same things I do! Wax paper, boiled football leather- DOG BREATH!
We're not hitch-hiking anymore! We're riding!... Oh no! I know what you want! You've coveted my ice cream bar! No you don't! You can't take it from me now! I've had it ever since I was a child.
Everywhere I go, people always try to take it from me! Why won't they leave.. me.. ALOOONNNNNE!!!"