EV, still calling for help, when you post? What's the matter, do you want Jim here, just in case I take the bait and post something vaguely over the line, so that you can poke Jim in the eye with it and yell "BAN HER, DAMN IT!"? That's not going to work.
Calling people silly, specious names isn't going to win you anything' not even a moment of "feeling good". You know that nothing you post is going to bother me at all. :-)