Is God a leftist? [11 out of 10 BARFIES]

God's revenge on pullout leaders insignificant compared to suffering of settlers

Even before the celebration over former Chief of Staff Dan Halutz's resignation ended, the settler pagans found time to celebrate the resignation of Police Commissioner Moshe Karadi. As far as they are concerned, this is another targeted assassination of a member of the disengagement gang carried out by an avenging and begrudging God.

As an aside, it is worthwhile mentioning why these revelers are deserving of the term "pagans." A religious Jew knows that he worships God. A pagan Jew is convinced that God worships him. And he who doesn't worship God (but rather himself) is a pagan. That's how it works.

And so while the echoes of Karadi's resignation speech were still resonating in the air, various joyful and idolatrous articles started appearing publicly. The writers of these articles – that for some reason bear revealing names such as Halleluiah Stiglitz-Aminetzach, Neshama Mikdashzedek-Greenstein, Goalia-Levi Nakambagoim and other such audacious combinations – listed the names of those who suffered since God began working for them as their revenge contractor. The list included Ariel Sharon, Omri Sharon, Dan Halutz (the more meticulous will also include other names), and now Moshe Karadi.

As every rookie TV producer knows, sorcery, black magic, the finger of God and "pulsa denura" are hot items in the psychotic Israel of 2007. People tend to relish such nonsense and allow it to completely twist their minds.

It is therefore quite important to refute this nonsense, even if it only stems from a sincere desire to assist in safeguarding the public's mental health. Seemingly there is nothing easier: One can simply count the number of tragedies, misfortunes and afflictions that have beset settler leaders, rabbis and settler collaborators – may the lord bless them with good health, long life, happiness and comfort. Unfortunately, they too are often beset with painful afflictions.

A reasonable person, it can be hoped, would understand that the equal distribution of misfortunes and afflictions - that go beyond political parties – have nothing to do with God's hand, but that it is the nature of the world. The problem is people seem to prefer witchcraft over reason.

Therefore, there is no other option but to conduct a routine and effective psychological exercise - to join the pagan revelers and to find the contradictions from within.

And that's what I did. I went through an hour of joyful bliss over Karadi's resignation, but then an irksome question began to cloud my joy. My stubborn rationale argued that indeed, the health or status of five or six disengagement perpetrators was afflicted. Yet those who are currently celebrating God's revenge at these five or six people are also the same people who have been mourning for more than a year-and-a-half over the tragedy, sorrow, pain, lack of finances, despair, despondency, diseases, suffering, neglect, grief and loss that has afflicted the thousands of evacuated settlers.

Isn't the punishment of these thousands an act of God? Didn't he, with his very own finger, bring all these afflictions on them? Could there be another God working in the area serving the leftists?

Moreover, the five men of authority who were afflicted only account for five out of thousands who partook in the disengagement process. As these persons held posts of power it wasn't difficult to attach a small can of worms to each of them. Their affliction can therefore be attributed to that, rather than to the disengagement.

Contrary to them, nearly all the evacuated settlers suffered (besides those who decided not to suffer and managed quite well.) The avenging God didn't randomly choose five or six people from their ranks, but rather, struck at them all. Can anything clearer, more coherent, and more unequivocal than this be said?

It is worthwhile telling the community of revelers: If the heavy hand of God teaches us something about his opinions and stances – there is no doubt that he is a de facto leftist.

I think the Bible is very clear on a wide range of the most important issues and is still relevant, essential and helpful for us today, 2000-3000 years after it was written.

If I HAD to pick my personal best example of the words of the Bible not being able to be twisted or turned - even with the best efforts of imperfect men and governments to do so, I would give the example of the 10 Commandments VS Socialism/Communism.

It is why (I believe) socialists and communist HATE the Bible and Christians. The plain words of the 10 Commandants are in stark contrast to what the socialists want. Virtually all the moral teachings and wisdom of the Bible have their roots in the 10 Commandments. Though these principles are more than 3000 years old, they still define the basis for a well-functioning society. And that is why the socialists/communists must destroy the Bible in order to institute their own version of society.

I. "You shall have no other gods before me. ** NOT THE STATE, NOT MAN, NOT "GREAT" LEADERS.

II. "You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing love to a thousand [generations] of those who love me and keep my commandments. ** NOT THE STATE. MAN IS NOT GOD. THE STATE IS NOT GOD

III. "You shall not misuse the name of the LORD your God, for the LORD will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses his name. ** LOOK AT HOW THE LEFT MOCKS CHRISTIANS - THEY MUST IN ORDER TO DESTROY IT

IV. "Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is a Sabbath to the LORD your God. On it you shall not do any work, neither you, nor your son or daughter, nor your manservant or maidservant, nor your animals, nor the alien within your gates. For in six days the LORD made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but he rested on the seventh day. Therefore the LORD blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy. ** YOU DO NOT WORK FOR THE STATE

V. "Honor your father and your mother, so that you may live long in the land the LORD your God is giving you. ** SOCIALISM AND COMMUNISM IS BASED ON DESTROYING THE TRADITIONAL FAMILY - THE STATE IS YOUR FAMILY

VI. "You shall not murder. - COMMUNISM PROMOTES ABORTION. COMMINISM KILLS ANYONE WHO DOES NOT GIVE IN OR RESISTS. COMMUNISM IS BASED ON THE FEAR OF DEATH.

VII. "You shall not commit adultery.

VIII. "You shall not steal. SOCIALISM AND COMMUNISM IS ENTIRELY BASED ON STEALING. MARX SAID "THERE IS NO PRIVATE PROPERTY IN COMMUNISM"

IX. "You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor. COMMUNISM IS BASED ON LIES. THERE IS NO FREEDOM OF SPEECH OR OF THE PRESS. YOU WILL SAY WHAT THE STATE WANTS YOU TO SAY - TRUTH OR LIES.

X. "You shall not covet your neighbor's house. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." THE BASIS OF SOCIALISM IS THE COVETING OF WHAT OTHERS HAVE AND HAVING THE GOVERNMENT REDISTRIBUTE THE WEALTH. IT IS THE BASIS OF CLASS WARFARE.

If you follow the Bible you can NOT be a Socialist or Communist. And today, the Democrats in Americas are practically socialists. And no twisting of the words of the 10 Commandments can change that.

"Therefore, there is no other option but to conduct a routine and effective psychological exercise - to join the pagan revelers and to find the contradictions from within."

Paganism is back. It is reinforce by an irrationalism about life that essentially states God or life is contradictory and thus absurd: for example, if we say that there is no answer to the question why is there Being -- if Being just is for no reason -- that makes Being absurd. Something that can't be explained is an absurdity to reason. But if we say there is a reason then that reason would have to be outside of Being. However, outside of Being is nothingness -- which means we have to try and explain Being from nothingness, which is also absurd.

The way forward is to put aside reason and logic, and feel the contradiction and conflict at the heart of things. Explore the question of life in a nonverbal and emotive way. Paganism allows for this type of exploration in its impiety -- it doesn't conform to hierarchical systems or moral absolutes -- and its belief in protean, human-like gods.

Paganism is also an extreme form of feminism. But I won't go into that...

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