A Very Harry Ending

New York Post ^ | February 20, 2007 | ANGELA MONTEFINISE

[CholeraJoe]

February 18, 2007 -- HARRY Potter is not going to die.

But Professor Snape will.

Harry Potter will not hook up with Hermione. But his best friend will.

And Harry Potter will never see Dumbledore alive again. But Dumbledore will still manage to help him.

How do I know these things about the recently completed seventh and final book in the beloved Harry Potter series?

I don’t.

Like millions of other Potter-loving muggles, I’m just guessing. That’s half the fun.

[Tanniker Smith]

Agreed. By the way, on this thread, at least, we should be as cryptic as possible so as not to spoil it for those that don't want to read the link.

8-)

[andyssister]

OMG you're right and now I feel horrible!! I just assumed we were the only ones still reading this thread! :)

[CholeraJoe]

I'm still here. I read the whole editorial last night. Pretty good stuff.