To: GodBlessUSA
Evening ma'am.. reporting for "late" duty!
Hope you all had a great "fat Tuesday" and are preparing for the Lenten season..
90 posted on
02/20/2007 8:24:36 PM PST by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: potlatch; TASMANIANRED
A man was walking home alone one foggy night, when behind him he hears…
BUMP…
BUMP…
BUMP…
Walking faster, he looks back…
And through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its
way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP…
BUMP…
BUMP…
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him…
FASTER…
FASTER…
BUMP…
BUMP…
BUMP…
He runs up to his door… fumbles with his keys… opens the door… rushes in…
slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door… with the lid of the casket
clapping…
clappity BUMP…
clappity BUMP…
clappity BUMP…
on his heels… the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding… his head is reeling… his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH! the casket breaks down the door…
Bumping and clapping towards him…
The man screams and reaches for something… ANYTHING… but all he can find is
a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket…
and…
(hopefully you’re ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops.
91 posted on
02/20/2007 8:50:12 PM PST by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: DollyCali; Finest FRiends
A blessed Ash Wednesday to all....
95 posted on
02/21/2007 7:25:42 AM PST by
La Enchiladita
(Hunter/Poe 2008 "Once again, our government is on the wrong side of the border war")
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