My brother bought an abandoned farm and after 6 months of clearing brush he found a 1964 Dodge Polaria buried to it's axles. I keep telling him to check the trunk for a body.
That was just too kewl.
Reminds me of a friend I had about 25 years ago. Every one or two years he would buy a brand new car, remove all the fluids and cover evrything with plastic sheet then park it in a barn on his property in Hamburg, NY. This was to be his retirement nest egg. He'd been doing this for about 30 years.
Upon retirement he was going to start selling them off as he needed money. Nearly zero miles and mint condition.
He retired about 10 years ago. I wonder what ever happened to him.