"That said, humor is also important since you said we were similar to musims (I don’t see many suicidal Mormons, but…) I offer this link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLyyO6Wp1ig"
Bahahahaha. Nice one!
I think you are more like the Scientologists. Maybe you can get Tom Cruise to do a movie about Mormonism. You could call it: "Mission Ridiculous."