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To: wizecrakker
Men haven't changed. It's women who've gotten pickier. Maybe it's a Darwinian choke-point, I dunno...

I disagree. I think that both sexes have a somewhat elevated and unrealistic standard for potential spouses. I know many plain men who think they merit a supermodel with a PhD who wants to scrub their toilets and raise their kids while simultaneously earning a six-figure income and screwing the socks off them every night. And I know some rather average women who think they deserve a Russell Crowe lookalike who has a law degree and makes six figures but has all the time in the world to romance them. Where do they get these ideas? I blame Hugh Hefner for the males' delusions but don't know who to blame for the females'.

69 posted on 02/15/2007 4:39:22 PM PST by Fairview
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got htis in an email

26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not two wives:

The later you are, them ore excited dogs are to see you

Dogs will forgive you for playin with other dogs

if a dog is gorgeous, other dogs aren't jealous

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name

Dogs like it if you leave lots of stuff on the floor

A dog's parents never visit

Dogs do not hate their bodies

Dogs agree that you have to yell to get your point across

Dogs liek to snoop outside instead of in your wallet or desk

Dogs seldom outlive you

You never have to wait for a dog- they're always ready to go

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk

Another man will seldom steal your dog

A dog won't wake yuou up at night and ask "If I die, will you get another dog?"

A dog will let you put a studded collar on them without calling you a pervert

If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad- they just think it's interesting

On a car trip a dog never insists on running the heater

Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives

If you dog gets old you can put it to sleep

If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff

(I left a few of the worser ones out)


71 posted on 02/15/2007 4:51:07 PM PST by CottShop
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