By all means, don;t hold back. This is turning out to be a fairly entertaining thread!
Well, ok. One of our folks gave her a lift or something and ended up at her house. Sink full (both sides) of dirty dishes and pans with congealed grease on the stove. Trash bags full and stacked by the back door. She turns to the coworker and said thanks for the lift you should come over and use the hot tub some time!!!!!! And we are talking a large, disheveled woman who apparently did not bathe regularly.