Posted on 02/14/2007 1:40:27 PM PST by verum ago
Change the trim to chocolate brown or charcoal grey and paint the door red. It will probably work. Red doors are welcoming.
Sounds like maybe the Chinese haven't anything to do with it beyond supplying the monkeys. This seems to me like 100% California New Age / Artsey fartsy crapola. Expensive crapola to be sure but . . .
Such conduct calls for a touch of the cat-o-nine tails. This conduct is an object lesson as to why our original somewhat healthy pre-1960 society had exclusionary rules, both express and implied.
Money well spend IMHO since I think all the Feng Shui fans I've come across all escaped Zoo monkeys, perhaps because they had no Feng Shui there, so maybe now they'll have no reason to escape and will stop stealing my bananas!
PETA? You mean people for the eating of tasty apes?
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