I know a Nun who would be most happy to smite you two upon your sore knuckles until you come to some sort of an agreement.
Sister Smite.
Yup.
Sister Smite.
Yup.
How about we go with the cliche, agree to disagree... lame but it's the best I can do...
Sister Smite, Sacred Heart Academy, 4th grade... tossed me out of choir, some claim I couldn't hold a note! Yes, I know her well... LOL.