[uglybiker]

Q. What did Bill Gates' wife say on their wedding night?

A. "Now I know whay you call it Micro soft."

[ol' hoghead]

Must of had a floppy disc!

[BigBobber]

Q. What did Bill Gates' wife say on their wedding night? A. "Now I know whay you call it Micro soft."

And Bill said in return, "and for half of $50 billion, you don't have a headache!"

[mikrofon]

That was before he invented PowerPoint...