"Take my wife, please!"
Posted on 02/13/2007 10:43:22 AM PST by DogByte6RER
I think I can hear Rodney Dangerfield tight now.
"Take my wife, please!"
Dude, that's Henny Youngman you hear.
"My wife cut me down to one time a month. I guess I shouldn't feel so bad because she cut off the other two guys completely."
Maybe he was being too demanding. Probably a Taipei personality.
"I got in a cab the other night. I asked the driver to take some place where I could get some action. He took me to my house!"
I cannot make a final determination until I see what this guy looks like.... LOL!
These days I'm satisfied if I can get into a tight parking space.
With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.
What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm!
Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch.
I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.
I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."
Bump for later read.
"My mother didn't breast feed me, she told me that she liked me as a friend."
"I figured I would walk my dog to pick up girls. Turns out my dog was using me to pick up other dogs."
Chen, better check "her" hardware there.
Just before he died I remember him saying as he was admitted to the hospital, "If things go well, I'll be out in two weeks, if they don't, I'll be out in two hours."
LOL
Maybe this guy should rent "The Crying Game."
You mean this isn't normal....?
I come home from work and there's a guy running naked in front of my house. I asked, why are you running naked in front of my house? He said, because you came home early!
I hate myself for laughing at that, and you should be ashamed.
All night, or just formosa the night?
I think someone should have explained to her what "consummate" meant before she signed the contract. *chuckle*
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