These two:
Matt and Trey are bound and gagged in the back of a C5 Galaxy on their way to North Korea. It's a little unorthodox, but it's all Kim wanted.
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What do they want?
Food, fuel.
They only require that we send them several thousand centrifuges -- to aid in the production of nuclear energy, which is the only reason they asked for and Clinton gave them these reactors in the first place.
Reduced heat, ammunition for his allies in the media, and time. A little under two years might do the trick.
Rights to the Anna Nicole Smith story.
Energy critical power source within N Korea ~ Fuel Oil key to making a deal...
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In the depths of the North Korean winter, where temperatures regularly plumb -10ºC, government offices and even hospital wards in Pyongyang are so cold that people can see their breath indoors. Lights – not to mention medical equipment – constantly flicker on and off.
In the industrial areas along the east coast, the vast majority of factories and mines simply lie idle.
The time devoted to energy, rather than nuclear weapons, during the past five days of North Korean denuclearisation talks highlights the critical challenge that power shortages present to Kim Jong-il’s regime.
North Korea has suffered extreme energy shortages since the collapse of the Soviet Union, its main benefactor until 1990. Night-time satellite photos show the country as a black hole surrounded by Japan and South Korea – ablaze with light.