While your at it:
1. Don't be a white male when the DA is running for re-election and needs the black vote (Dke-Lacross-Nifong disaster)
2. Don't be a Republican in Washington D.C. -- (the travesty that is the Scooter Libby trial)
3. Don't be a Republican Senator from Texas (Travis County prosecution of Sen. Kay Baily Hutchinson for being a Republican)
4. Don't be an effective Republican Speaker of the House (the Travis County prosecution of Tom Delay)
LOL, the only one I'm at risk of is number 1.
I work in Durham, NC. But I do try to avoid black strippers, whores, exotic dancers, etc.