[ohioman]

I agree. Global Warming has become the Theory of Everything.

[riverdawg]

"Global Warming has become a Theory of Everything."

And a theory that explains everything explains nothing.

[randog]

Global Warming has become the Theory of Everything.

Good gawd, you're right! Scientists (the real ones, anyway) have been searching for that theory since Einstein, and they've been looking in the wrong place all along! Just think of the ramifications:

Your honor, my client is innocent--he's a victim of Global Warming^®....
I didn't do my homework because of Global Warming^®, teacher...
Sorry I'm late to work, boss, but Global Warming^® was murder this morning....
I'm divorcing you, Elizabeth. It's not you, it's...Global Warming^®!