"WOW! That sarcophagus would make an interesting conversation piece in my living room. "
Drinks and snack bowls keep rolling off it though.....
That's OK, just take a plunge router and notch out a couple of cup holders then stain it to match the surrounding area,...I think I saw a show on DIY that did that very thing on on eof those other older sarcophagi. Nothin' to it. ;^)