Some people say Cthulu is a monster who robs people of existence by eating their souls. But he will beat the reptilesbian overlordress and that's why I support him.
Cthulu in 2008! He can win. If he doesn't he will eat your soul.
Your shameless pandering and my badgering will, in the end, prove to be equally ineffective. What will be effective in ensuring Rudy's defeat is his extreme liberal record. Say what you want, do what you want, the man has admitted that he "Agrees with most of Clinton's policies." Republican voters aren't going to support someone like that.
Giuliani is going to be uttering some very Deanlike screams after the first few primaries.