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she could no longer travel as she previously had: on commercial airlines. She would, she was informed, have to fly as former Speaker Dennis Hastert had

This was all FORCED on her, you see. If Ms. Nancy had had her way, she'd have been perfectly content to drive her 20-year-old Yugo coast to coast. Lil Ole Ms. Nancy don't need nuthin' fancy.

But then those administration thugs ganged up on her and made her change her travel accommodations to a luxury jet with roman bath, escalators, and a Perrier bidet.