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Sen. Obama was originally cast for Keifer Sutherland's part in 24, but when they filmed the pilot, he eliminated all the terrorists in only seven minutes.
Sen. Obama's tears can cure cancer. But he never cries.
Superman sleeps in a set of Sen. Obama pajamas.
If you play the Rolling Stones "Start Me Up" backwards, you can hear Sen. Obama give an eloquent speech.
Sen. Obama defeated Godzilla singlehanded back when he was a kid in Indonesia.
Sen. Obama is Chuck Norris's hero.
Sen. Obama gave Mona Lisa that smile.
You can't wait for mornings, not because McDonald's serves delicious breakfast, but because it'll be another great day with Sen. Obama keeping us all safe and happy.
Sen. Obama's swim photo showed how great he looked after going over Niagara Falls on a surfboard.
Brett Favre can throw a football 60 yards. Sen. Obama can throw Brett Favre even farther.
Sen. Obama can touch whatever it was M.C. Hammer said you can't.
Sen. Obama knows the last digit of pi, because he is all-knowing.
The only time Sen. Obama was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
Sen. Obama does not predict the future, he simply is the future.

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