These school administrators have just messed up. You don't mess with a girl's purse...ever.
I've combined the elements of this situation to form an equation:
(Brain-dead, politically-correct, leftwing school administrator)
+
(plus)
( X )
(Ladies' purse multiplied by pride in our Nation and it's History)
(equals) (She-Ra, the Warrior Princess opening up a can-o-whoopass)