I would absolutely love to, but where I live it's common for people who dare to put Republican bumper stickers on their cars to have their tires slashed or the doors keyed. I'm guessing that if I were to wear a Confederate flag I would first be beaten to death by a crowd of smelly, flea-infested Marxist hippies who would then go to my house and burn it to the ground.
I will proudly wear the Confederate flag in my heart and will display it ASAP when I am able to escape this hellhole.
"sigh"