[Sir Francis Dashwood]

They didn't create the figure of speech...

I know what it means... you are a drunk?

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... and I'm a she.

Equal opportunity...

[HairOfTheDog]

I know what it means... you are a drunk?

No, but I do live with a lot of dog hair... I have a couple. Kind of a double entendre.

Equal opportunity...

But of course, just trying to keep you from sounding ignorant to those who know me. :~)