I have found my calling in life. I volunteer to be a fat source for those with heart problems. I know its a sacrifice, but I am willing to work hard to give them lard.
Me too. In fact I'd say it's time (1) to found a tax exempt Corpulent Donors Foundation, (2) establish a National Fat Bank, and (3) give tax credits, in this order, to the morbidly obese, the obese, the disgustingly fat, the fat, the chubby, the plump, the pleasingly plump, the paunchy, the portly, the overweight, and finally, with your tax credit based on blubber levels minus your league handicap -- beer guts.