It seems like the most effective way to prevent infection of one's 11-year-old daughter by a man experienced enough to have contracted HPV is the prominent display of powerful firearms.
LOL! After the continuous "But what if the girl gets raped" scenarios brought up to justify this vaccine, I had to point out, statistically, a woman is fifteen times more likely to get raped than she was to get cervical cancer.
That lead to the obvious question of when schools were going to begin firearms training so these young ladies would be protected from this 'epidemic'.
:-)