"First, what about moving to Raleigh, getting yourself a nice cozy downtown condo, and laying the groundwork for an at-large City Council bid?"
I'll pay for the plane tickets myself.
Or at least pay for the gas for Mama T's jet.
What's the name of her plane do you ask?
"The Flying Squirrel!"
The Rocky huh?
Um, no. We already have too many damn yankees down here as it is. Starting later in 2007, I vote we shut down our borders and make 'em all stay up there.