[Petruchio]

"I have told them that I will travel cross-country, non-stop commercially as I have done and always done probably — how many times — a thousand times since I've been in Congress, so this will be nothing new to me," Pelosi said.

I pity the TSA flacky that strip-searches her . . .

[GeorgiaDawg32]

if she flies commercial, there is no way she'll go thru TSA security with the little people..she'll be bypassed..

[mywholebodyisaweapon]

"Uh, Ms. Pelosi, ma'am, what's this extra pocket here fo-, Oh, GROSS!!!"