I read the Sunday Times in order to understand how life is lived in a moral sewer. Someone once told me that in 1954 they saw some an article in the Times with an accurate report of some event. I find that hard to believe.
I used the Sunday Times to line my bird cage. After a couple of months my cat ate the bird after sharing an apartment with him for several years. I asked my cat why he ate the bird and he said "because he became a threat to society".