I wish I had a f****** ranch.
I thought those were all in Harry Reid's homestate.
Well, you need a lot of money first. One idea is to use the family political connections to get involved in a sports stadium deal where you get a piece of the team using borrowed money. Once the voters OK the stadium deal you wait until the team is sold and collect about $15 million. And viola! you have enough money to buy a ranch. Give it a try and see how it works!