If that's your expectation, you deserve to have a toilet as your punchbowl.
Me, I think turds should be flushed, not nominated.
When's the last time we elected the cream of the crop??
Who was it?
We have has a turd saver toilet in DC for so many years we don't know what a clean one looks like.
Try flushing it - good luck.
Even you have dirt on you... give Rudy a break!
;-)